Laverne Cox, Ryan McCartan - Sweet Transvestite

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How d’you do? I-
See you’ve met my-
Faithful handyman
He’s just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman!
Don’t get strung out by the way I look
Don’t judge a book by its cover
I’m not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I’m one hell of a lover!
I’m just a sweet transvestite (Sweet Transvestite!)
From Transexual, Transylvania!
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you’re both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That’s not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie…
I’m glad we caught you at home…
Could we use your phone?
We’re both i-in a bit of a hurry…
Right!
We’ll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don’t want to be any worry!
You got caught with a flat…
Well, how about that?
Now, babies, don’t you panic!
By the light of the night, it’ll all seem alright
I’ll get you a satanic mechanic!
I’m just a sweet transvestite (Sweet transvestite!)
From Transexual, Transylvania!
Why don’t you stay for the night?
Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession
I’ve been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he’s good for relieving my t-t-tension!
I’m just a sweet transvestite (Sweet transvestite)
From Transexual, Transylvania
Heeey, I’m just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite)
From Transexual, Transylvania
So…
Come up to the lab
And see what’s on the slab!
I see you shiver with antici-
-pation
But maybe the rain
Isn’t really to blame
So I’ll remove the cause…
(Chuckles Darkly)
But not the symptom!